Immortality & Immoral Bookish Coasters: Bookish Edition

🖤 Morbidly Bookish: Gothic Coaster Chaos for the Dark Academia Soul 🖤

Welcome to the dark side — we have books, dry humor, and custom laser handcrafted wooden coasters custom for our shop by Stacey. They smell faintly of rebellion and freshly inked paperbacks. Each piece is custom-burned in our lair (okay, workshop), where we channel the spirits of fictional angst and caffeinated readers.

💀 For the souls who buy books like they’re immortal.
🌹 For the romantics who want their fairytales dark, spicy, and possibly cursed.
📖 For the emotionally wrecked overthinkers who know this is just a chapter, not the whole story.
😩 And for the bibliophiles born to read, but tragically forced to work.

These aren’t just coasters — they’re attitude, existential dread, and book-lover pride all scorched into natural wood. They’ll guard your surfaces while whispering, “Read one more chapter... quit your job... run away with a morally gray villain…”

Perfect for your goth library, spooky book nook, or wherever you commit literary crimes (like dog-earing pages, we won’t judge... much).

*Please note that this set of wooden coasters has a small hairline crack and is slightly discounted due to this imperfection. Don't worry reader... Imperfections won't hinder it's usefulness.*