Dark & Spicy Coasters: Bold Bookish Baddie Edition

🔥 Dark, Spicy, & Probably Banned Somewhere: Bookish Coasters for the Bold 🔥

Listen… not all heroes wear capes. Some of them wear sweatpants, hoard morally questionable romance novels, and collect coasters that say exactly what their inner monologue is screaming.

These handcrafted square wood coasters are for the brave few who:
📚 Prefer their fairytales dark & spicy.
💀 Say “just one more chapter” with a skeleton grin and a shot of espresso.
🌶️ Like their books thick, spicy, and full of plot (you know the kind).
💋 Dust their shelves — but their books? Still absolutely filthy. No regrets.

Each coaster is custom made by us, laser-etched into natural wood with care, sass, and a deep respect for literary chaos. They’re equal parts dark romance aesthetic and book club therapy session. Drop one under your drink, and let your table know it’s not just protected — it’s judging you for not finishing that spicy 800-page fantasy yet.

Perfect for fans of plot twists, steam, skeletons, and maybe a little smut. You're among friends here.